Tag: funny
member name: Donna S.
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October 17, 2009 05:55 PM EDT --
Mr. Lizard died today....or this past weekend while I was gone . He died of starvation. He has left behind his piece of bread I gave him, and his eyes. He was a good lizard. RIP Mr. Lizard. . . .
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January 06, 2009 11:38 PM EST --
Sleep With the Fishes
While I was at Jim ( gym ) last night, ( yes, Jim and I did make up ) the talk on the elliptical machines amongst the women turned . . .
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January 07, 2009 01:00 PM EST --
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June 23, 2008 08:02 PM EDT --
All those wo believe in Psycho Kinesis...........raise my hand.
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June 24, 2008 07:24 AM EDT --
Always remember you are UNIQUE, just like everyone else. . . .
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June 24, 2008 08:06 PM EDT --
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January 15, 2009 01:15 PM EST --
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April 30, 2009 01:37 PM EDT --
What makes you laugh until you cry?
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May 06, 2009 11:06 PM EDT --
I Broke Up With JIM
It's over. It's a done deal. Today I officially broke up with Jim. Jim and I have been seeing each other for a year and a half. A long torturous year and a half. . . .
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October 17, 2009 06:34 PM EDT --
I always told him to use protection. I think he took it a bit too far.
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August 07, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
My best friend was getting married and as the Maid of Honor it was proclaimed that I should write and read a speech. I wrote this speech on a scrap of paper under the dryer at the hairdressers with 5 . . .
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November 16, 2009 09:45 PM EST --
Okay it was a day just like any other day in my life. I overslept. I just kept hitting that snooze button on my cell phone. My bed was just too comfortable and I was warmly cuddled up to my favorite cat . . .
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June 17, 2008 06:39 PM EDT --
If you opened it, you have to do it.
Two names you go by:
1. Ms. Donna
2. MaDonna
Two things you are wearing right now:
1. glasses
2. attitude . . .
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June 20, 2009 11:31 AM EDT --
I have been away a lot lately. Did you miss me? I miss me. I have been visiting with family and friends. There is nothing in this world that beats family and family reunions, especially . . .
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May 04, 2009 09:14 PM EDT --
Large pregnant cougar on the loose in Florida...which one of you boys is responsible ? Fess up!
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